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[September 28 2009 / 06:25pm] |
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I can't stop throwing up I CAN'T STOP THROWING UP I can't stop throwing up I CAN'T STOP THROWING UP and now I think I am throwing up out of the other end but it won't BLOODY STOP. My tongue is FAT.
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[August 20 2009 / 12:34am] |
WARDED TO DEATH EATERS
I do believe there is something rumbling in my stomach. It goes: rumble...pause...rumble rumble....pause pause. Two rumbles and two pauses? Sodding mushrooms, I reckon. Or something. Has anyone heard me rumbling lately? Rumbling and pausing, I should say. Bloody well better stop.
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[August 02 2009 / 08:25pm] |
WARDED TO DEATH EATERS
So, if I were to write some sort of...NAUGHTY NAUGHTY NAUGHTY story about sexual organs and how they get bigger and smaller and shake and quiver and do whatever else it is they are supposed to fucking do whatever, would anyone actually read it? The Werewolf and the Ghost, or something. Not you, Greyback. Would it have to be long?
Sod it. The Mudblood's Passion. The Mudblood's Desire. The Mudblood and the Muggle: Part VI. The Bleeding Mudblood. The Dying Mudblood. The Bleeding and Dying Mudblood.
I am really fucking bored.
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[July 11 2009 / 11:09pm] |
WARDED TO ANTONIN DOLOHOV
Can I have a look in your trousers, Dolohov?
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[July 11 2009 / 09:27pm] |
WARDED TO RABASTAN LESTRANGE
I haven't found my patience. I GIVE UP. Do you care?
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